Psycho Cat Petting Instructions

Psycho Cat Petting instructions.

Rule #1 Trying to be nice to Psycho Cat will earn you a lesson in pain. Rule #2 Psycho Cat practices random acts of meanness.

Rule #3) Pet Psycho Kitty with a ten foot pole, gloves, face shield and exit strategy.

Rule #4) Before petting, say your prayers. Dead mouse is Its Calling card. (Feed me often or you’re next) Hairball Vomit is a sign (It is demon possessed)  Don’t claw Psycho kitty. It will claw you. When Psycho Kitty is hissing, don’t hiss back. back away slowly. Lock the doors. Call 911