Arrows pointing on cat say Petting back is okay unless cat says, “No” and “No” means “NO” Petting Cheeks is okay but watch out for fangs. Petting behind ears are okay unless ears are twitching. Don’t pet feet unless you want to lose a limb. Enter at your own risk arrow pointing at the belly. Note at bottom says, If the cat is being “A grumpy old cat” get out a cat toy. Otherwise cat will use you as a scratching post.

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Franken-cat Wanted for extorting fried chicken from little old ladies

Smarty pants Wanted for mouse slaughter. Chews mice like chew toys and leaves them as gifts.

The Blob Wanted for vandalism for destroying the furniture and not using the litter box.

The Boss Wanted for disturbing the peace for meowing nightly like a lonely rock star.

The Evil Twins Wanted for destruction of private property by barfing hairballs on carpet.

Psycho-cat Wanted for domestic violence for ambushing owner and dog and showing them who’s boss.

Bonnie and Clyde Wanted for Assault like on reality TV Little Stinker Wanted for Vandalism For leaving little surprises on the carpet

Fuzzy Dice Wanted for serial killing small rodents and leaving parts around the house.

Fart bag wanted for fraud. Pretrends like he wants people to rub his belly and lets them have it.

All the suspects can be spotted hissing and running around on a rampage. WARNING! Their nails are not trimmed. So they are armed and dangerous. If you spot and of these suspects , do not try to apprehend, but call 911 right away.

This is a classic piece of cat art and is signed by Artist Frank Coble and is an open edition art print. The inks are archival and printed on heavy duty archival paper. The small prints are 5″ by 7″ with 8″ by 10″ archival mat with a plastic sleeve. 7″ by 9″ prints have a 11″ by 14″ archival mat. 11″ by 14″ prints are framed with a 16″ by 20″ mat. All prints have a plastic sleeve and backing and About the artist or print flyer on the back.

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Disc scratching remixes by Snow Cone includes; Jump Around Get Off my Bed Cat Scratch Fever Eye of the Tiger Its my Party (and I’ll barf if I want to) Also featuring music from Puff Kitty and the Phat Cats.

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Home Alone. What bad kitties do when they are left alone at home. Knocking stuff off the tables, finding food, harrassing the dogs playing with the toilet paper hiding in the cabinets.

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I was talking to some customer at my retail space in Pike Place Market about anything funny her cat does. She said, “Well there is always this tension when it’s time to eat.” It got me to reminiscing about times I fed my roommates cat. You dish up the cat food and set it out for the cat. You hope the cat approves of your offering so the cat doesn’t decide that YOU would be a better meal then the cat food.

It’s like you are offering up a sacrifice to the God and you hope the God will approve in order to satisfy its needs. Otherwise you could be in big trouble. I don’t know how cats do it but they create this tension that reminds you to feed them. To put this in more layman terms, “You are the slave the cat is the master.”

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Just when you thought you’ve seen every stupid movie poster with a gun on it…

You see the Bad Kitties with squirt guns.

And has two cats holding squirt guns.

Below it says They watched… They waited… Until their ambush was in place… Now its time for payback.

Starring FUZZYFACE and SNOW CONE PRODUCED BY Cat-ASTROPHY PRODUCTIONS

Pretty funny cat art piece here. Wanted to make fun of all the movie posters with a gun on it and I think this does the trick without being too menacing. Reminds me of Pulp Fiction only its cats

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After I did “Bad Kitties on a good day” people kept telling me that I need to do a painting of a cat knocking something over on the dog.

One person

told me that they had a hidden video camera in a room pointed at the dog.

The dog was sleeping in a chair. Then the cat came in the room and snuck up behind the dog and swatted the dog on its back.

Then it ran off behind the back side of the chair.

The dog looked up and around as if to say “Huh What?” then went back to sleeping.

I don’t know why that is so funny.

Only because it reminds me of human nature.

Thus we have the caption, “Someone has to ruin your life. It might as well be me.”

It reminds me of the rivalry I had with my older brothers.

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