I brought you a present

I brought you a present. I was asking a cat lovin’ customer if she had any bad kitty stories and she said, Yeah. One time I rolled over in my bed and there was a dead mouse on my pillow right next to my face. Then when I jumped up I stepped in part of the mouse. That’s a bad kitty. It is kind of oddly humorous that some cats find it so satisfying to bring there fresh kills to you. It’s like they want you to mount it and put it on a plaque or something. Maybe have the rodent bronzed or something.